The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.565 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,520 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Hackney, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 1,205^th in the world and 47^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 77.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.